Dick, I'm stuck to the floor

Harry: Prepare to be dazzled 20K

Tommy: How did he beat those guys? It was 12 against one.
Harry: Oh, well he has the advantage... 77K

Harry: Harry cracks the bar code 81K

Dick: Dick immitating Dr. Seuss 58K

Dick: You think you're so clever, don't you. I'll have you know that every word in your book was published years ago... 97K

Evil Dick: The bathroom has been stocked with two kinds of toilet paper. I and I alone get the quilted kind 59K

Harry: Resume normal functions in 3... 2... 1... snort 94K

Harry: Nothing's gonna stop me now!...unless i get distracted by something shiny 40K