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Sooo lazy....

Homer tells Bart a story that's suposed to have a moral, it's hillaious 170K

Ok, Stupid! 33K

Homer, we need to talk.
But then I wouldn't be watching TV, you can see the bind i'm in. 62K

Dad, do you wear boxers or briefs?... 74K

Homer singing the "Hey" song. 57K

They didn't have any aspirin, so i got you some cigarettes. 25K

Space Aliens! Don't eat me, i have a wife and kids... 27K

Bart, let me give you the advice my father once gave me... 115K

And how is education supposed to make me smarter?... 512K

My baloney has a first name... 69K

Will you knock it off, i can't hear myself think!... 74K

Homer can't swear 356K

He's got that insecure, sweaty charm
Oh yea, i got that 55K

Homer, that's the cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it 147K

Conscience? Lisa, don't let that little weanie tell you what to do... 112K

Here are your mesages, you have 30 minutes to move your car, you have 10 minutes,... 159K

I'd like to buy your deadliest gun please... 96K

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins and eskimos 131K

I am evil Homer!... 66K

The fingers you have used to dial are too fat... 330K

Homer and the Evil Frogurt Guy 227K

Three simple words: I am gay 42K

New York is a hellhole, and you know how i feel about hellholes... 125K

Homer is the card dealer in a blackjack game with James Bond 257K

Remember when daddy hit the referee with a whiskey bottle?... 118K

Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, i believe you have a letter for me... 172K

How do you silence that little voice that says 'think'?
You mean Lisa?... 117K

Holy Macoroni! 20K

I know you can read my thoughts boy... meow meow meow meow..... 88K

Bart, you didn't finish you're spagetti and Moeballs
Brain: 'Quiet you fool, they can be ours'
Run, boy, run! 147K

You did your best and you failed miserably, the lesson here is 'Never try' 157K

Homer searching under the couch for a peanut 209K

You mean you're never going to eat any animal again, what about bacon... 129K

I want you to punish Lisa for lying
Alright young lady, I want you to march down to the Kwikie Mart and get me some chips and a beer...get a little something for yourself too 99K

Shutup brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip 15K

To Marge!
Big deal, you got a wife, I got a rash... 90K

Could you take the wheel for a second? I have to scratch myself in two places at once 30K

No TV and no beer make Homer something something... 190K

Dear Homer, I owe you one emergency donut... 173K

If you don't like your job, you don't strike... 94K

You said this monkey would be sweeping the floors and cleaning the gutters, now he just lies there struggling to breathe... 100K

Stupid TV, be more funny! 18K

To find Flanders I just have to think like Flanders... 92K

Like the trial from A Few Good Men 141K

Moe, you're a fabulous catch
Then how come I ain't fending off movie starlets with a pointy stick
That's probably due to your ugliness... 135K

The plant called and said if you don't come in tommorow don't bother coming in Monday
Wohoo! Four day weekend! 58K

I've never heard of these bands, what kind of music do they play?
Crap Rock?
no
Wuss Rock?
That's it! 58K

Doh echoing 31K

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