Damn TV, you've ruined my imagination, just like you've ruined my ability to... ahh... to...

Bart: I can do that, I'm an expert at phony appologies.
I'm sorry.
That's better.

Grandpa: I'm going to the outhouse... 20K

Sideshow Bob: Eeuggh 55K

Lionel Hutz: Uh-oh, we've drawn Judge Snyder, he's had it in for me ever since i ran over his dog... 165K

Sunday School Teacher: Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels. 24K

Moe: Moe on the lie detector. 295K

Milhouse: Hey, look what i got! A Tickle Me Krusty... 66K

Mayor Quimby: I stand by my ethinic slur! 51K

Flanders: That sounds like Gabriel's trumpet, you know what that means kids! (I can't ruin the end for you) 200K

Wiggum: Ahh, no you got the wrong number, this is 91...2 30K

Bee Guys: ...To the Beemobile!
You mean your Chevy?...

Barney: buuuurp 12K

Mr. Burns: Destroy him. 13K

Prof. Frink: nnn-hey 8K

Prof. Frink: Singing his song 335K

Mr. Burns: Oooh.. the Germans... 182K

Willy: Yea, I got your mutt, and I 'ate 'em... 138K

Comic Store Guy: Now I must hurry back to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them 50K

Wiggum: Homer Simpson, you're under arrest for the murders of Moe Sizlack and Apu Nahasa.. Nahasa.. uh, just Moe 57K

Krusty: I could pull a better cartoon outta my aa...hey, whoa, wasn't that great kids! 63K

Kent Brockman: A new mood has swept Springfield... 98K

Ralph: Doctor says I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger outta there 52K

Lisa: Next time we go to sleep we could die!
Grandpa: Welcome to my world 88K

Apu: Silly customer! You cannot hurt a Twinkie! 33K